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Brian Kane

I'm Not At Burning Man T-Shirt

Regular price
$40.50
Regular price
$67.00
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$40.50
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I am a warrior, a dreamer, a child, a mother, a lover, a sinner, a saint. I am the creator, the destroyer. I am hope, faith, fear. I am strong, weak. I am the chaser, the chased. I am free, a slave to fate. I am failure, success. I am the one you love to hate and the one you hate to love.  

I'm not at Burning Man.

It's the truth, I'm not at Burning Man. Every year people ask me where I'm going, but I'm already there! There are some other things I'd rather be doing.

* Getting off drugs
* Hanging out with my family
* Vacationing in Thailand⚡

Made from 100% organic ring-spun cotton, this unisex t-shirt is a total must-have. It's high-quality, super comfy, and best of all—eco-friendly.

• 100% organic ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 5.3 oz/yd² (180 g/m²)
• Single jersey
• Medium fit
• Set-in sleeves
• 1 × 1 rib at collar
• Wide double-needle topstitch on the sleeves and bottom hems
• Self-fabric neck tape (inside, back of the neck)
• Blank product sourced from China or Bangladesh

Size guide

  S M L XL 2XL
Body Length (inches) 27 ¼ 28 ¼ 29 ⅛ 29 ⅞ 30 ¾
Chest Width (inches) 19 ¼ 20 ½ 21 ¾ 22 ¾ 24
Sleeve Length (inches) 8 ⅛ 8 ½ 8 ⅞ 8 ⅞ 9 ¼
  S M L XL 2XL
Body Length (cm) 69 72 74 76 78
Chest Width (cm) 49 52 55 58 61
Sleeve Length (cm) 21 22 23 23 24