{"product_id":"thinking-shirt","title":"Thinking… (but make it fashion)","description":"\u003ch2 data-end=\"22\" data-start=\"0\" data-section-id=\"k2x11a\"\u003eThinking… T-Shirt\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-end=\"86\" data-start=\"23\" data-section-id=\"n871cq\"\u003eFor those rare souls still willing to consult the interior.\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"162\" data-start=\"88\"\u003eThe \u003cstrong data-end=\"113\" data-start=\"92\"\u003eThinking… T-Shirt\u003c\/strong\u003e is a quiet rebuke to the age of instant opinion.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"373\" data-start=\"164\"\u003eWhile everyone else is reacting, posting, correcting, agreeing, disagreeing, optimizing, monetizing, and confidently misunderstanding one another in real time, this shirt does something far more sophisticated:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"385\" data-start=\"375\"\u003eIt pauses.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"655\" data-start=\"387\"\u003eThe word \u003cstrong data-end=\"409\" data-start=\"396\"\u003eThinking…\u003c\/strong\u003e appears with exquisite restraint, like a private philosophical process accidentally made public. 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Not slowness, but a refusal to participate in the vulgar speed of the moment.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"695\" data-start=\"657\"\u003eNaturally, this makes it very stylish.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-end=\"614\" data-start=\"611\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-end=\"742\" data-start=\"702\" data-section-id=\"2gbajc\"\u003eWhy it works, conceptually speaking:\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"846\" data-start=\"744\"\u003e◐ \u003cstrong data-end=\"796\" data-start=\"746\"\u003eIt turns hesitation into an aesthetic position\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-end=\"799\" data-start=\"796\"\u003eA delay, properly framed, becomes intelligence.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"959\" data-start=\"848\"\u003e◑ \u003cstrong data-end=\"901\" data-start=\"850\"\u003eIt flatters the wearer without becoming obvious\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-end=\"904\" data-start=\"901\"\u003eThe truly thoughtful rarely announce themselves loudly.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"1038\" data-start=\"961\"\u003e◒ \u003cstrong data-end=\"1002\" data-start=\"963\"\u003eThe ellipsis is doing enormous work\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-end=\"1005\" data-start=\"1002\"\u003eThree dots, infinite uncertainty.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"1126\" data-start=\"1040\"\u003e◓ \u003cstrong data-end=\"1077\" data-start=\"1042\"\u003eMinimal enough to appear casual\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-end=\"1080\" data-start=\"1077\"\u003eProfound enough to make casualness suspicious.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"1300\" data-start=\"1128\"\u003e◔ \u003cstrong data-end=\"1204\" data-start=\"1130\"\u003eIdeal for anyone currently resisting the tyranny of immediate response\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-end=\"1207\" data-start=\"1204\"\u003eArtists, writers, designers, philosophers, overthinkers, and people who simply need a moment.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-end=\"1133\" data-start=\"1130\"\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-end=\"1153\" data-start=\"1135\" data-section-id=\"1hsvgqt\"\u003eAbout the Shirt\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"1582\" data-start=\"1382\"\u003eFor deep thinkers, slow responders, elegant skeptics, and anyone who understands that consciousness is not a push notification, the \u003cstrong data-end=\"1535\" data-start=\"1514\"\u003eThinking… T-Shirt\u003c\/strong\u003e offers a beautifully simple public disclaimer:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"1638\" data-start=\"1584\"\u003eA thought may be forming.\u003cbr data-end=\"1612\" data-start=\"1609\"\u003ePlease behave accordingly.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"1814\" data-start=\"1640\"\u003eSoft, wearable, and quietly absurd, it is perfect for galleries, bookstores, coffee shops, awkward dinners, long walks, and rooms full of people mistaking volume for insight.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-end=\"1665\" data-start=\"1662\"\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-end=\"1685\" data-start=\"1667\" data-section-id=\"189qedo\"\u003eProduct Details\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"1957\" data-start=\"1687\"\u003e• 100% ring-spun cotton\u003cbr data-end=\"1713\" data-start=\"1710\"\u003e• Heather Grey is 90% cotton and 10% polyester\u003cbr data-end=\"1762\" data-start=\"1759\"\u003e• All other heather colors are 35% cotton and 65% polyester\u003cbr data-end=\"1824\" data-start=\"1821\"\u003e• Fabric weight: 4.3 oz\/yd² (145.79 g\/m²)\u003cbr data-end=\"1868\" data-start=\"1865\"\u003e• Pre-shrunk\u003cbr data-end=\"1883\" data-start=\"1880\"\u003e• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping\u003cbr data-end=\"1915\" data-start=\"1912\"\u003e• Double-stitched sleeves and bottom hem\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-end=\"1962\" data-start=\"1959\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-section-id=\"nbv4pc\" data-start=\"2118\" data-end=\"2133\"\u003eThinking…\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-section-id=\"1n7pfq0\" data-start=\"2134\" data-end=\"2164\" data-is-last-node=\"\" data-is-only-node=\"\"\u003eThe last remaining luxury.\u003c\/h3\u003e","brand":"Brian Kane","offers":[{"title":"S","offer_id":47815547191470,"sku":"8477501_1974","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M","offer_id":47815547224238,"sku":"8477501_1975","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L","offer_id":47815547257006,"sku":"8477501_1976","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL","offer_id":47815547289774,"sku":"8477501_1977","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL","offer_id":47815547322542,"sku":"8477501_1978","price":22.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL","offer_id":47815547355310,"sku":"8477501_1979","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0573\/6064\/6318\/files\/unisex-lightweight-t-shirt-white-front-2-6a0cc978ccfed.jpg?v=1779223197","url":"https:\/\/shop.briankane.net\/products\/thinking-shirt","provider":"Brian Kane","version":"1.0","type":"link"}