{"product_id":"f-u-short-sleeve-t-shirt","title":"F*** Y*** Unisex T-Shirt","description":"\u003ch2 data-section-id=\"rsslpz\" data-start=\"0\" data-end=\"22\"\u003eF*** Y*** T-Shirt\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-section-id=\"auvffa\" data-start=\"23\" data-end=\"78\"\u003eSometimes you gotta say it.\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"80\" data-end=\"159\"\u003eThe \u003cstrong data-start=\"84\" data-end=\"89\"\u003eF\u003c\/strong\u003e*** \u003cstrong\u003eY***\u003c\/strong\u003e T-Shirt** is a perfectly uncensored little act of public service.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"161\" data-end=\"411\"\u003eIt has the elegance of a shopping bag and the clarity of a butter knife - blunt, minimal, useful, vaguely hostile, and somehow much more refined than it should be. It’s not screaming. It’s not over-explaining. 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