{"product_id":"dark-mode-unisex-t-shirt","title":"Dark Mode Unisex t-shirt","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"70\" data-end=\"106\"\u003eMinimal. Clean. Slightly judgmental. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"108\" data-end=\"395\"\u003eThe \u003cstrong data-start=\"112\" data-end=\"125\"\u003eDark Mode\u003c\/strong\u003e tee is for the terminally online, the aesthetically optimized, and anyone whose entire personality can be summarized by lowering screen brightness and avoiding unnecessary notifications. It’s subtle enough that only the right people get it: which makes it even better.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"397\" data-end=\"535\"\u003eWear it to coffee shops, coding sessions, late-night existential scrolling, or anywhere fluorescent lighting feels emotionally aggressive.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-section-id=\"uovlji\" data-start=\"542\" data-end=\"615\"\u003eWhy this shirt quietly destroys every other black tee in your closet:\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"617\" data-end=\"690\"\u003e🖤 \u003cstrong data-start=\"620\" data-end=\"652\"\u003eInstant internet credibility\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"652\" data-end=\"655\"\u003ePeople who understand \u003cem data-start=\"677\" data-end=\"690\"\u003eunderstand.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"692\" data-end=\"786\"\u003e💻 \u003cstrong data-start=\"695\" data-end=\"729\"\u003eMinimal design, maximum signal\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"729\" data-end=\"732\"\u003eLike a perfectly designed app interface, but wearable.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"788\" data-end=\"863\"\u003e😌 \u003cstrong data-start=\"791\" data-end=\"818\"\u003eSoft enough to sleep in\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"818\" data-end=\"821\"\u003e(You probably won’t. You’re still online.)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"865\" data-end=\"970\"\u003e🔥 \u003cstrong data-start=\"868\" data-end=\"918\"\u003eThe ideal balance of ironic + actually stylish\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"918\" data-end=\"921\"\u003eNot a loud graphic tee. Not boring. Just correct.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-section-id=\"13bgldw\" data-start=\"977\" data-end=\"988\"\u003eThe Fit\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"990\" data-end=\"1146\"\u003eT-shirts are a dime a dozen, but this one stands out from the pack. It’s super soft, breathable, and has just the right amount of stretch. Need we say more?\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1148\" data-end=\"1243\"\u003eTailored enough to look clean. Relaxed enough to become your default shirt three days in a row.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-section-id=\"1o2c85r\" data-start=\"1250\" data-end=\"1269\"\u003eProduct Details\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1271\" data-end=\"1466\"\u003e• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)\u003cbr data-start=\"1340\" data-end=\"1343\"\u003e• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz\/yd² (142 g\/m²)\u003cbr data-start=\"1381\" data-end=\"1384\"\u003e• Pre-shrunk fabric\u003cbr data-start=\"1403\" data-end=\"1406\"\u003e• Side-seamed construction\u003cbr data-start=\"1432\" data-end=\"1435\"\u003e• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-section-id=\"1w0m0r\" data-start=\"1473\" data-end=\"1489\"\u003eFinal Update\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1491\" data-end=\"1572\" data-is-last-node=\"\" data-is-only-node=\"\"\u003eYour devices are already in dark mode.\u003cbr data-start=\"1529\" data-end=\"1532\"\u003eYour personality might as well match. 🌑\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"16\" data-end=\"68\"\u003e\u003cem data-start=\"16\" data-end=\"68\"\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Brian Kane","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":47844822778030,"sku":"1463807_4017","price":24.25,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":47844822810798,"sku":"1463807_4018","price":24.25,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XS","offer_id":47844822712494,"sku":"1463807_9527","price":24.25,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":47844822745262,"sku":"1463807_4016","price":24.25,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":47844822843566,"sku":"1463807_4019","price":24.25,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":47844822876334,"sku":"1463807_4020","price":26.75,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":47844822909102,"sku":"1463807_5295","price":27.75,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0573\/6064\/6318\/files\/unisex-staple-t-shirt-black-front-6a025a1f16bde.jpg?v=1778539062","url":"https:\/\/shop.briankane.net\/products\/dark-mode-unisex-t-shirt","provider":"Brian Kane","version":"1.0","type":"link"}