{"product_id":"ai-slop-15-5-oz-can","title":"AI Slop, 15.5 Oz. can","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003eYou're gonna love my slop!\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eLimited edition of 24 artist signed cans.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2 class=\"a-size-base-plus a-text-bold\"\u003eAbout this item\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"a-expander-collapsed-height a-row a-expander-container a-expander-partial-collapse-container\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"a-expander-content a-expander-partial-collapse-content\"\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"a-unordered-list a-vertical a-spacing-mini\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"a-spacing-mini\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a-list-item\"\u003eOne 15.5-ounce can of pure, unadulterated AI Slop.  The \u003cstrong\u003egood\u003c\/strong\u003e stuff.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"a-spacing-mini\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a-list-item\"\u003eCan not be heated in a microwave or stovetop.  \u003cstrong\u003eNot food.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"a-spacing-mini\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a-list-item\"\u003eNot a source of fiber, or even food.  \u003cstrong\u003eDo not eat.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"a-spacing-mini\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a-list-item\"\u003eCan liner produced without BPA\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"a-spacing-mini\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a-list-item\"\u003eInternet's Generated has all the favorites you love for less. 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